{"product_id":"pet-parent-goals-tee","title":"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Feed 'Em","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen the pets make the rules, the best strategy is to keep the food bowls full!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can negotiate, you can reason, or you can just accept the inevitable—everyone wants dinner, and they want it now! With a dog, cat, rabbit, and bird all expecting five-star service, sometimes the easiest way to keep the peace is to surrender and start serving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the hilarious saying \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“If You Can't Beat 'Em, Feed 'Em,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this playful graphic tee perfectly captures life in a pet-controlled household, where the furry and feathered residents run the show and their human is simply the designated food provider.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on a soft, comfortable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan 64000 t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, it's perfect for multi-pet parents who know that a well-fed household is a happy household.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause when you're outnumbered by paws, resistance is futile—and dinner is mandatory!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e??¨\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"695\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e??¨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e?ÿ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd??«) for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX?? STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- DTF sleeve\/inner neck prints available; garment meets EU safety and sustainability standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e?ÿ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ S","offer_id":67963291893978,"sku":"27743951076312524117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ M","offer_id":67963291926746,"sku":"22220828742831433471","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ L","offer_id":67963291959514,"sku":"13058061496239223099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ XL","offer_id":67963291992282,"sku":"32711717835578744843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963292025050,"sku":"20339496317607507444","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sapphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963292057818,"sku":"48149542905373683199","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ S","offer_id":67963292090586,"sku":"66956971895103157744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ M","offer_id":67963292123354,"sku":"27000438490458165101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ L","offer_id":67963292156122,"sku":"32526125326373801488","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ XL","offer_id":67963292188890,"sku":"26946503066997011206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963292221658,"sku":"11881189796975685468","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963292254426,"sku":"14711518343103105763","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":67963292287194,"sku":"27771898040370895528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":67963292319962,"sku":"22120261481252913334","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":67963292352730,"sku":"99094733641291411228","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":67963292385498,"sku":"25485569536841613960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963292418266,"sku":"13205725140443567306","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963292451034,"sku":"16744320871732249796","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":67963292483802,"sku":"25122023558794379082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":67963292516570,"sku":"16179538636753970159","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":67963292549338,"sku":"59756663070072275145","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":67963292582106,"sku":"24995184100233238925","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963292614874,"sku":"24624623558810185794","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963292647642,"sku":"50444591442201306098","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":67963292680410,"sku":"32895253516416853285","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":67963292713178,"sku":"25705976120999932106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":67963292745946,"sku":"33687899485592499643","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":67963292778714,"sku":"11806213755750924013","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963292811482,"sku":"25201347119995829805","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963292844250,"sku":"11576583290986703833","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67963292877018,"sku":"24784471265560567738","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67963292909786,"sku":"18308535005151569799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67963292942554,"sku":"24853024770654337534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67963292975322,"sku":"20142873018379162085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963293008090,"sku":"32036140242050818155","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963293040858,"sku":"32970633285356492830","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":67963293073626,"sku":"11748478369255706469","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":67963293106394,"sku":"30984216989957086629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":67963293139162,"sku":"32404426609804269234","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67963293171930,"sku":"20451937587371597073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67963293204698,"sku":"80585140153239561422","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":67963293237466,"sku":"18810052415230747910","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0826\/8218\/3898\/files\/5796ff90-dec5-59b0-ad00-cd15cdc4be50.jpg?v=1793645520","url":"https:\/\/pawsytees.com\/products\/pet-parent-goals-tee","provider":"Pawsy Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}