The Pet-Controlled Household Collection

Home Is Where Your Seat Was

Move Your Feet, The Pets Take Your Seat

Majority Rules, The Majority Has Paws

I Can Open the Door, But I Can't Make Everyone Decide Together

I Can Make Room for Everyone, But Sharing Is Another Story

I Can Measure the Treats, But Nobody Thinks It's Fair

I Can Fold the Blankets, But They're Pet Beds Now

I Can Answer the Door, But Not Control the Pets

I Can Clear the Couch, But I Can't Keep a Seat Open

I Can Buy More Beds, But I Can't Make Them Stop Wanting Mine

I Can Fill Every Bowl, But I Can't Make Them Eat From Their Own